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Bad maintenance
My train's
vestibule
pneumatic manifold
leaked all over
a Kuwaiti
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
pilot
ticket inspector
bus driver
shepherd
farmer
woman
TV personality
soldier
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