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Bad maintenance
My train's
vestibule
cappuccino
holder
leaked all over
a Kyrgyz
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
student
policeman
milkman
dentist
ticket inspector
surgeon
policewoman
woman
shepherd
bus driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.