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Bad maintenance
My train's
vestibule
hadron collider
leaked all over
a Puerto Rican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
man
policewoman
doctor
taxi driver
woman
sailor
bus driver
ticket inspector
soldier
student
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