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Bad maintenance
My train's
vestibule
pilot light
leaked all over
a Qatari
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
farmer
bus driver
surgeon
tramp
a spy
shepherd
dentist
pilot
train driver
ticket inspector
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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