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Bad maintenance
My train's
vestibule
pipe
leaked all over
a Kosovan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
farmer
ticket inspector
tramp
sailor
woman
man
dentist
milkman
student
a spy
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