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Bad maintenance
My train's
vestibule
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Mexican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
doctor
surgeon
bus driver
soldier
farmer
dentist
sailor
man
a spy
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