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Bad maintenance
My train's
vestibule
koala 🐨
guard
leaked all over
a Haitian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
dentist
policewoman
soldier
bus driver
ticket inspector
a spy
milkman
taxi driver
train driver
child
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