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Bad maintenance
My train's
vestibule
coot
guard
leaked all over
a Guinean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
sailor
policewoman
soldier
TV personality
surgeon
a spy
shepherd
woman
policeman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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