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Bad maintenance
My train's
vestibule
robin
guard
leaked all over
a St Helenian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
milkman
doctor
farmer
TV personality
dentist
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a spy
sailor
bus driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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