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Bad maintenance
My train's
vestibule
mouse 🐁
guard
leaked all over
a Salvadorean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
surgeon
sailor
taxi driver
dentist
milkman
farmer
policewoman
train driver
TV personality
woman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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