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Bad maintenance
My train's
vestibule
squirrel
guard
leaked all over
a Guatemalan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
a spy
ticket inspector
milkman
policewoman
TV personality
surgeon
soldier
tramp
woman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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