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Bad maintenance
My train's
vestibule
retaining screw
leaked all over
a Monegasque
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
ticket inspector
taxi driver
bus driver
dentist
doctor
tramp
farmer
child
soldier
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