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Bad maintenance
My train's
window
microswitch
leaked all over
a Tajik
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
doctor
bus driver
student
a spy
man
tramp
policewoman
dentist
shepherd
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