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Bad maintenance
My train's
window
microswitch
leaked all over
a Bahraini
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a spy
TV personality
student
tramp
soldier
child
policewoman
taxi driver
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dentist
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Dan
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