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Bad maintenance
My train's
window
prosecco
dispenser
leaked all over
a Moroccan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
sailor
bus driver
pilot
soldier
ticket inspector
milkman
woman
a spy
TV personality
child
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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