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Bad maintenance
My train's
window
ludicrously expensive cocktails
dispenser
leaked all over
a Jamaican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
child
dentist
shepherd
pilot
student
train driver
a spy
bus driver
ticket inspector
farmer
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Dan
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