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Bad maintenance
My train's
window
champagne
dispenser
leaked all over
a Tajik
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
tramp
ticket inspector
surgeon
dentist
a spy
doctor
TV personality
woman
policeman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.