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Bad maintenance
My train's
window
guard spanner
leaked all over
a Samoan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
dentist
taxi driver
doctor
shepherd
ticket inspector
sailor
a spy
policewoman
soldier
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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