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Bad maintenance
My train's
window
guard spanner
leaked all over
a Nigerian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
doctor
train driver
surgeon
dentist
woman
tramp
sailor
policewoman
a spy
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