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Bad maintenance
My train's
window
pilot light
leaked all over
a Martiniquais
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
soldier
farmer
pilot
TV personality
milkman
dentist
ticket inspector
shepherd
child
policewoman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.