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Bad maintenance
My train's
window
pigeon
guard
leaked all over
a Djiboutian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
taxi driver
policeman
man
policewoman
tramp
soldier
TV personality
student
bus driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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