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Bad maintenance
My train's
window
pigeon
guard
leaked all over
a Micronesian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
surgeon
train driver
a spy
farmer
woman
taxi driver
doctor
policewoman
policeman
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Dan
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