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Bad maintenance
My train's
window
pigeon
guard
leaked all over
a Maldivian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
shepherd
surgeon
doctor
man
a spy
TV personality
taxi driver
train driver
pilot
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.