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Bad maintenance
My train's
window
duck 🦆
guard
leaked all over
a St Helenian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
woman
policewoman
bus driver
surgeon
policeman
a spy
student
dentist
taxi driver
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