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Bad maintenance
My train's
window
duck 🦆
guard
leaked all over
a Malawian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
train driver
bus driver
pilot
ticket inspector
farmer
woman
surgeon
child
taxi driver
milkman
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