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Bad maintenance
My train's
window
retaining screw
leaked all over
a Gambian
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a spy
soldier
pilot
ticket inspector
policeman
student
surgeon
TV personality
dentist
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Dan
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