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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
microswitch
leaked all over
a Gambian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
farmer
soldier
a spy
tramp
dentist
train driver
child
sailor
bus driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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