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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
microswitch
leaked all over
a Citizen of Antigua and Barbuda
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tramp
dentist
farmer
bus driver
shepherd
pilot
child
policewoman
student
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Dan
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