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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
microswitch
leaked all over
a Nauruan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
policewoman
woman
a spy
shepherd
policeman
tramp
pilot
child
ticket inspector
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.