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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
oscillator
leaked all over
a St Helenian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
milkman
train driver
a spy
pilot
surgeon
man
farmer
soldier
policewoman
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Dan
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