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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
prosecco
dispenser
leaked all over
a Fijian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
train driver
child
pilot
sailor
man
policewoman
doctor
surgeon
milkman
student
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