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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
prosecco
dispenser
leaked all over
a Yemeni
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
sailor
doctor
shepherd
pilot
farmer
a spy
taxi driver
man
child
ticket inspector
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