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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
prosecco
dispenser
leaked all over
a Kuwaiti
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
policeman
soldier
doctor
farmer
student
sailor
TV personality
child
policewoman
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Dan
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