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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
cheap lager
dispenser
leaked all over
an Austrian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
doctor
soldier
taxi driver
ticket inspector
surgeon
dentist
tramp
TV personality
policewoman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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