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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
an Ivorian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
tramp
pilot
taxi driver
doctor
soldier
policewoman
surgeon
train driver
shepherd
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