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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
Bacardi Breezers
dispenser
leaked all over
a Citizen of the Dominican Republic
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
train driver
woman
policewoman
farmer
pilot
child
shepherd
surgeon
a spy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.