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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
Bacardi Breezers
dispenser
leaked all over
a Mexican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
dentist
ticket inspector
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sailor
child
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soldier
milkman
shepherd
doctor
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