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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
Budweiser
dispenser
leaked all over
an Iraqi
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
soldier
train driver
dentist
pilot
a spy
doctor
tramp
bus driver
woman
sailor
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