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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
Budweiser
dispenser
leaked all over
a Zambian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
TV personality
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soldier
tramp
shepherd
ticket inspector
woman
surgeon
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Dan
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