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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
Budweiser
dispenser
leaked all over
a Venezuelan
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
tramp
policeman
man
woman
sailor
shepherd
a spy
pilot
surgeon
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