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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
Budweiser
dispenser
leaked all over
a Paraguayan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
student
surgeon
policeman
train driver
farmer
ticket inspector
bus driver
soldier
a spy
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.