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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
Budweiser
dispenser
leaked all over
a Micronesian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
student
child
woman
pilot
milkman
policeman
doctor
soldier
a spy
ticket inspector
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.