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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
margaritas
dispenser
leaked all over
a Tongan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
surgeon
policewoman
TV personality
a spy
soldier
train driver
policeman
woman
dentist
farmer
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Dan
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