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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
champagne
dispenser
leaked all over
a Puerto Rican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
surgeon
taxi driver
dentist
TV personality
train driver
student
policewoman
tramp
policeman
woman
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Dan
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