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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
champagne
dispenser
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
soldier
TV personality
woman
shepherd
ticket inspector
doctor
sailor
train driver
taxi driver
pilot
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.