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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
champagne
dispenser
leaked all over
a Malaysian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
ticket inspector
man
student
taxi driver
pilot
train driver
tramp
woman
sailor
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