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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
cappuccino
holder
leaked all over
a New Zealander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
bus driver
policewoman
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farmer
TV personality
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surgeon
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woman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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