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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
chai latte
holder
leaked all over
a Barbadian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
policewoman
soldier
a spy
TV personality
farmer
bus driver
policeman
doctor
train driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.