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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
nanotube
leaked all over
a Jordanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
dentist
ticket inspector
TV personality
tramp
policeman
shepherd
policewoman
woman
bus driver
a spy
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Dan
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