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Bad maintenance
My train's
door
oscillator
leaked all over
a Citizen of Guinea-Bissau
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
soldier
surgeon
taxi driver
doctor
ticket inspector
child
man
pilot
policewoman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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